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WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS – ( I hope this makes you laugh!)

THANK YOU to my friend Jacoline for passing this along.

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

This one is priceless…A lesson to be learned from
typing the wrong email address!!!!

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day…

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2012

I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in.

I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

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I hope this makes you Smile at least once.

Something to ponder!!!!!!      

Why do American supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?



Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?




Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?



Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?



EVER WONDER…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?



Why don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?



Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?



Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do ‘practice’?




Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?




Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don’t  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??




Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?




If flying is so safe,
  why do they call the airport the terminal?



Now that you’ve smiled at least once, here are a few more chuckles Thanks to  distractify.com

39 Test Answers That Are 100% Wrong But Totally Genius At The Same Time

Posted: December 13, 2013 6:03 PM EST

Now this is what I call thinking outside the box.

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